February 2011
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January 2011
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-30) →
Sneaker Pimps (7)
Uh Huh Her (6)
Death Cab for Cutie (5)
Moby (5)
Bloc Party (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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day 15. A letter to your crotch
Dear lovely-lady parts,
I apologize for all the neglect. Here I am striving for exercise to curb my desires and forgetting the simple pleasures! And, there you are all dressed up with no where to go… Simply whoring about will do neither of us any good! I promise this year to garner more interest in the “love” department. Yes, occasional flings may benefit both of us, but...
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A falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes
I screamed aloud, as...
– Isabella Janet F Summers; Florence Leontine Welch
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day 14. A letter to a word you love
Dear Love(!),
After much deliberation you won the contest in my brain! Some words roll off the tongue so nicely. Others require a fun assortment of acrobats performed by the strongest muscle in the body. However, you are my favorite based on everything you represent. Simply pronouncing ‘love’ in my mind imbues a warmth, comfortable feeling throughout my body.
At your base, an...
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http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/Sex/poeticthinker/do-yo...
You Scored as Switch
(((Note: This quiz is not totally comprehensive because of the length such a quiz would be. I kept it sex-based because I felt that psychological profiles and motivations were too complicated and vary too greatly among people that practice BDSM.))) You know what you want but it has nothing to do with your own role in the bedroom. You have the ability to be flexible in that...
themadnavigator asked: Name 5 things on your bucket list.
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creep up and tell me that you
you love me more each time you
look into my...
– Tegan Quin
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Sneaker Pimps (8)
Bloc Party (6)
Röyksopp (6)
The Bravery (6)
N*E*R*D (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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day 13. A letter to a word you don’t like
Dear retard,
I hate how manipulated you have become. Once upon a time, you successfully meant to inhibit or slow down (generally referenced to machinery). Some signs along major highways post about tractor trailer and retarding breaks on steep inclines. Yet, it still catches me off-guard when you are used properly. Thus, the problem. Derogatory slang pervades everyday conversation, especially in...
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day 12. A letter to a mythological creature
Dear mermaid,
No matter how little you are in the vast ocean, your beauty is brimming with curiosity. Sailors captured voluptuous figures with charcoal on scrap paper or by creating glorious oil paintings. These images seem to focus on the sex appeal of long flowing hair and melon-sized breasts. Remarkably, your hair repels water and possesses volume that even three different hair products...
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themusicsnob asked: You were so lonely without my constant texting chatter that you texted someone else and watched a movie? I'm sorry I left you alone :'( And I never knew there were songs for being pantsless. (i.e. I am shamed to admit I've never heard that song. Your musical prowess makes me feel so uneducated!) So are we gonna see Water for Elephants then?
themusicsnob asked: You certainly left me a lot of important information! Things you should know: sigur ros is in this movie! i'm *not* pantsless. jammies are the bomb. i ate at panera's with julia, since mr jumper never replied. and what did i submit that you were replying to?
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day 11. A letter to your last bowel movement
Dear poopy-poop,
You suck. Not only did you make me feel all constipated and bloated over the weekend, but you never smell nice! Would it kill you to smell like freakin’ roses and sunshine?!! Oh, I don’t you dare blame this weekend on stress. Like, seriously, you know better. Besides, I fed you caffeine. (Why did you ignore me???) Also, it was a complete pain in the ass when you...
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It's because you're gay.
Sara: It's because you're gay. You can't tell the difference between left and right, because you're gay. You're confused. It's very confusing for you.
Tegan: I was too busy thinking about being gay than learning my lefts and rights.
Sara: I'm so distracted by being gay all the time that I need a personal assistant.
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