January 2011
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December 2010
16 posts
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Eisley (7)
Rilo Kiley (6)
The Postal Service (6)
Trentemøller (6)
Robyn (5)
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day 10. A letter to an alien race
Dear other-worldly beings,
Some things you should know about the human race:
We didn’t start the fire It was always burning Since the world’s been turning
We drastic, our tactics is homegrown in the ghetto
No one knows where Cotton-Eye Joe came from…or went
Some girls dance with women Knowing that it gets them attention
From a distance we are instruments marching in a...
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day 9. A letter to the coolest person you’ve never...
Dear person (who-I-will-probably-spend-the-rest-of-my-life-with),
At some point in this vast existence, out paths will cross. Maybe the attraction between us will be magnetic. Or, perhaps a budding romance through chance encounters. I do know how easily we will fall in step-synced, yin and yang, a balanced version of ourselves together. A relationship ever evolving and boundaries forever pushed....
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day 8. A letter to a giant space robot
Dear evil machine,
Our city compensates a girl named Yoshimi for every giant space robot she defeats. She recognizes the rigorous demands of her position, therefore she maintains an exercise regiment consistent with her black belt in karate. I believe in her abilities like no other to stop your predisposition to devour human flesh and bones. Although you and your kinds nature contradicts our own...
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day 7. A letter to a historical event
Dear Mutiny on the Bounty,
Currently, I have two internet tabs open about why and when the mutiny happened. What is the internet? Well, the internet is basically full of information, but there is so much that it slowly consumes your soul. Anyhow, I am currently procrastinating on completing this research paper on the event. Yes, people are required to be educated…that includes...
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day 6. A HEARTFELT letter to some food
Dear things-I-ate-today-that-make-my-tummy-go-rumbly-rumbly…gurgle-gurgly… phew…,
Some days I love food like, I can’t get enough! Today, I ate three hearty meals.
First, I had coffee and cereal with milk. My tummy’s loud annoying rumblies went away (Thanks Cocoa Rice Crispies)! But then, my tummy had little gurgly sounds…thanks coffee! You always get my body...
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day 5. A letter to a celebrity you want to kick in...
Dear Keanu Reeves,
You have made some excellent, excellent movies. For instance, The Matrix Trilogy will be around for at least another millenia! And, you also participated in some daring indie features like, “My Own Private Idaho” and “Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.” But, I am sure many will agree the pinnacle of your short career came with the Bill and Ted movies! Who...
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day 4. A letter to someone you want to kick in the...
Dear Luke,
Stop being a total creeper. Seriously, keep this up and I am going to kick you square in your pretty-boy face. Sure, I might be a bit over-protective of my bfffff, but she is like my kid sister. Although she may enjoy the attention, (you can be a total gentleman) you totally over-stepped your boundaries bud. C’mon, “unintentionally” spending the night while her...
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day 3. A letter to a movie character
Dear Hermoine Granger,
I’m soooo in love with hair! It’s soooo fluffy and full of secrets… I think that’s why you are soooo smart! lol. Gryffindors are the best! Seriously, who doesn’t looovvvee flying lions?! Totally epic! That’s why you’re the best, too! OHHH, sooo like, I hate that Ron kid….why do you like him…? He’s soooo stupid....
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day 2. A letter to a dinosaur.
Dear creepy-old-man,
You are a DINOSAUR! D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R! I do not appreciate you hitting on me. (Are you, like, having an aneurysm?) Especially, when I am at the club tearing it up with my friends and you keep starring at me. Seriously, I would appreciate you returning back to your retirement home. Leave me alone; you are, like, a billion years old! You are a DINOSAUR! D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R! Oh,...
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day 1. A letter to an inanimate object you hate.
Dear TV,
I hate you. How terrible of me to say!
Once (many Christmases ago), you came to me free of charge. Expensive; surely I was meant to cherish you until all your hard-wiring short-circuited or fried. When “Bones” first aired, I delighted in the convenience you provided! My room, my safe haven, contained every entertainment now in a slightly cramped 14’ x 12’ space....